Me: “Susan, what’s it like to be in love?”
Susan:”idk, its like when you can be with someone and you dont have to shave your legs”

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

this is a children’s story. He aint smarter than a toaster.

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts

**suddenly remembers there is no sexual tension between me and my bloggers because no one likes/reblogs anything  of mine.**

(Source: cosmickankri)